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Karen's avatar

I’m the new precinct chair for my precinct! Yay me!

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Michelle, you just dropped a holy gospel hotter than asphalt in August. Let the people say: We don’t wait for miracles. We make them.

This ain’t the season for saviors or cultish cosplay candidates. It’s for kitchen table prophets, parking lot philosophers, and TikTok truth-slingers with receipts and rage. Texas doesn’t need another hero—it needs a thousand pissed-off saints with clipboards and a Wi-Fi connection.

Beto is beautiful, but salvation doesn’t wear skinny jeans. It shows up in school board meetings and precinct maps, armed with facts, spite, and voter registration forms.

As for KP George? That ain’t a party switch. That’s a roach scurrying for the shadows when the kitchen light of accountability flips on.

So let’s bless the grifters as they flee. May they find exactly the level of spiritual warmth they deserve. 🔥

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